Travesty!

God of War Collection has kept me occupied this weekend. Stuck within my room with nothing else but a controller, a console and a silly, smelly boxer short. I was planning on having a jog earlier today but my cold feet hesitated. God damn it, I need to be un-lazy! I need to do something beyond the realm of my room-bore-kingdom! I need to be relevant! I need to get laid! Have impact on the world stock market! On celebrity blind items! Red carpet premieres! What fucking ever. Just. Get. Me. The. Hell. Out. Of. Here.

Please?

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